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Bronco Horde

Post by SuperTramp » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:29 am

I seen a few pics of broncos on the site with big bad ass BRONCE HORDE stickers on them. Where did those come from? Who makes them? Where can i get one?
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Post by marc » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:40 am

i'd be interested as well :)

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Post by Brandon » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:20 am

I thought the Horde was a Elite Special Force Bronco Squad that you dont simply join :| They will recruit you if you are the material they are looking for and then you have to pass the hazing and I hear nobody has yet 8)
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Post by Tom Dummer » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:40 am

You have to BE one to GET one. I think theres only 6 or 7 of them.
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Post by SuperTramp » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:04 pm

Hell im in for a hazing to be in a part of a elite special force bronco squad. I have a few broncos and they are worthy of being in said secret bronco society. I seen one last may on a awesome bronco on my way from folsom to asilomar beach and it was my first time in cali from that moment on i felt deep down I would do what ever I had to to have one on my bronco.You guys can let us handle an east coast chapter of the elite bronco group cause im from VA and cant move to the left coast anytime soon thou in a few years im going to move monterey cause me and my wife have a lil house that we were willed. So you men think long and hard about an east coast chapter I will even get badges made like the hells angels only better cause you cant wheel on a nice harley. J/K Hell fellas i tried thats all a guy can do. Tramp
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Post by Drew » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:42 pm

Those guys are a bunch of pricks. They are way too friendly with goats. I hear they are gay, and are singlehandedly responsible for CAGE going out of business. They're from the PNW and Suzy Duff moved her business to get away from them. Guilt by association. Most of them don't even own EBs anymore.
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Post by TCheney » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:48 pm

The first rule of the Bronco Horde... there IS no Bronco Horde

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Post by 1sicbronconut » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:50 pm

As the newest Hordge guy I can vouch for the goat fetish, hell I think the only reason I was asked was because of the fresh supply of goats I can score for them out on the Navajo reservation. See Drew's avatar that kind of explains it all. :thumbup:

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Post by Roger » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:52 pm

One bunch of sick perverts, avoid them at all costs.
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Post by SuperTramp » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:22 pm

Im just givin you guys shit thou i would like to make a lil decal it thats cool. But i did see a bronco with a horde sticker on it when i was on the left coast and i had read the bronco horde story i cant wait until the next chapter im courious as to what happens.
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Post by hest » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:43 pm

They may be gay, but they may come after all your large-breasted women...
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Post by SuperTramp » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:57 pm

Well i will gladly help if they are in search of the elusive large breasted women.
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Post by dngl » Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:22 pm

Large-breasted women are not elusive to Hordesmen.

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Post by SuperTramp » Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:49 pm

dngl where did you score that Tshirt at that is just sick?
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Post by dngl » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:13 pm

A Mongolian goat herder presented it to me in recognition of my sexual prowess. I think you can also get them at Kmart.
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Post by SuperTramp » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:44 pm

Sexual prowess reconized by a mongolian goat herder! I dont think i would tell anyone else about that .Unlsess you were in said "GOAT FRIENDLY" company than in that case it might be safe to mention.
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Post by Drew » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:45 pm

SuperTramp wrote:Sexual prowess reconized by a mongolian goat herder! I dont think i would tell anyone else about that .Unlsess you were in said "GOAT FRIENDLY" company than in that case it might be safe to mention.
Clearly you are not man enough for a Horde steeker on your truck. Hordesmen do not care what other people think.
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Post by SuperTramp » Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:44 pm

I might not be man enough for a horde steeker. However i am man enough to steer clear from goats. Where i live if there is a goat not to far from that goat is a illegal alien who owns the goat. I have a sticker on my bronco thats just as cool. I collect stickers i dont know why but i have close to 3000 of them.
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Post by Brandon » Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:54 pm

The Horde guys are alright by me, no matter what they are into 8) Can I say this has been some very interesting reading. :lol:
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Post by SuperTramp » Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:01 pm

I cant post pictures right now my computer is being a dick. I am just bored at the moment cause its like 16 deg in the garage and like 4 outside so im not going to be able to get any work done to my bronco until tomorrow.Like brandon said and i agree with him I dont care what anyone else is into. I hope with the goat involvement you are practicing santaria and not stump breaking them:)
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Post by Formerjughead » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:05 pm

SuperTramp wrote: .... I hope with the goat involvement you are practicing santaria and not stump breaking them:)
None of that Santaria VooDoo crap. They pretty bang the snot out of them and eat 'em....not always in that order.
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Post by SuperTramp » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:14 pm

You guys are nuts a cool bunch with thick skin not so much like that other bunch at that other classicbroncos site thou I'll not mention the sites name. There is a few cool people on that site but most of them get their pantys in a wad everytime you try to joke around.
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Post by Formerjughead » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:17 pm

SuperTramp wrote:
You guys are nuts a cool bunch with thick skin not so much like that other bunch at that other classicbroncos site thou I'll not mention the sites name. There is a few cool people on that site but most of them get their pantys in a wad everytime you try to joke around.
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Post by regshawn » Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:50 am

I think you just made Juggy a little teary eyed!! Not the "my feelings are hurt", or "Stop picking on me" kind, more of a swell of pride, fallowed with a nod!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by SuperTramp » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:12 pm

This sticker will have to do until I earn the right to represent the bronco horde.
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Post by Drew » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:20 pm

As far as I can tell, you being a Dead Head is only gonna endear you to one Horde member. And he's not a people person. Here's a shot of the back of his truck, cropped from photos from a Moab trip last year...
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Post by SuperTramp » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:41 pm

Im not so much a dead head my mother and father were hippies and by the age of 15 i had been too well over 200 dead concerts as well as hundreds of other bands. I love classic rock but im not envolved with the rest of the stuff that goes along with being labeled a dead head if your picking up what im laying down.I have seen enough bad stuff go down at the shows envolving drugs and all that shyt to want a better and more productive life for me and my family. But i do love the music and Jerry Garcia is and will always be missed.
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Post by oldwinghunter » Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:30 am

ahhh yea... the good ol days .......
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